Why don't ELC make toy hearses? any other such questions

Little Miss was playing happily with her Happy Land stuff today when Mr V came home from work. She was enthusiastically rounding up some run away animals who had escaped their plastic pen.

Why isn't there a funeral parlour? he asks me, and where is the abatoir? They really should make these play sets more realistic.

Our daughter was hiding sheep down the back of the sofa telling me they had gone to the cinema and sending little boy off to the tooth fairy's shop. I'm not sure she is ready for reality!